A List of Clever Instagram Captions –

Posted by Jamie on March 20, 2017

Instagram has taken off much more than many people thought it would. What began as a fun way to share images among friends has developed into a fully-fledged social network. If you’re an Instagram user and are looking for inspiration, this list of clever Instagram captions might be just what you need.

There are apparently over 400 million active users, all sharing images and videos with their friends and the world. Standing out from the crowd is more difficult than ever but if you add something witty or interesting as a caption, you stand a much better chance of being noticed.

That’s what this post is all about. I have scoured the internet looking for lists of clever Instagram captions and have collated them here for your use. Use them and abuse them as you see fit. They aren’t original and I didn’t come up with any of them. I have collated lists from across the web and put them in one post. The rest us up to you!

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Clever Instagram captions

Not everyone can be clever so fake it.

  • The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters
  • Take every chance you get in life, because some things only happen once.
  • I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier
  • Women drivers rev my engine
  • I like foodies
  • At least this balloon is attracted to me!
  • I must destroy you with hugs and kisses
  • Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it
  • I woke up like this
  • If we could only turn back time…
  • Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about
  • Beauty is power, a smile is it’s sword
  • My autobiography is this
  • Last day of class
  • Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive
  • Chilling like a gangster
  • It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness
  • Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced
  • I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink, but they whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves their conduct, will pursue their principles unto death
  • It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things
  • Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless
  • When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance
  • You think this is a game?
  • Weekend, please don’t leave me
  • Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough
  • Be who and what you want, period
  • Stay strong, the weekend is coming
  • You play Call of Duty? That’s cute
  • You’re doing it wrong
  • Don’t be like the rest of them, darling
  • I wasn’t lucky, I deserved it
  • Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy
  • The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?
  • What do you think of the view?
  • I liked memes before they were on Instagram
  • That moment when you realize your childhood is over
  • Friday, my second favorite F word
  • I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT

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Lyrical Instagram captions

If you can’t think of something compelling, use the words of others.

  • I’m here for a good time not a long time
  • I can’t really see another squad tryna cross us
  • I’m up right now and you suck right now
  • No new friends
  • Where you movin’? I said onto better things
  • Know yourself, know your worth
  • Make the most out of tonight, and worry ‘bout it all tomorrow
  • I’m way up, I feel blessed
  • I cannot see heaven being much better than this
  • Live for today, plan for tomorrow, party tonight
  • I’mma sip it ‘til i feel it, I’mma smoke it ‘til it’s done
  • I still ride with my day one
  • My excuse is that I’m young
  • I live for the nights that I can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget
  • I’mma worry ‘bout me, give a f**k about you
  • Nobody really likes us except for us
  • They ain’t make me what I am, they just found me like this
  • You only live once
  • Drinking every night because we drink to my accomplishments
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here
  • Last name ever, first name greatest
  • Whole squad on that real sh*t
  • On my worst behavior
  • Worrying about your followers, you need to get your dollars up
  • Started not to give a f**k and stopped fearing the consequence
  • Never not chasing a million things I want

Amusing Instagram captions

A sense of humor really makes you stand out.

  • I think you are lacking vitamin me!
  • When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches
  • Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent
  • I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t
  • So you’re telling me I have a chance
  • Walking past a class with your friends in it
  • I’m not saying it was aliens, but it was aliens!
  • Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
  • Started from the bottom now we’re here
  • Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt
  • So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer
  • Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that
  • Oh you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?
  • If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me
  • Weekend, please don’t leave me
  • Need an ark? I Noah guy
  • What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram
  • I need a six month holiday, twice a year
  • If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption
  • I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!
  • A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table
  • I had fun once, it was horrible

Got any other clever Instagram captions you want to share? Post them below!

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