100 Funny Instagram Bios — Liven Up Your ‘About Me’

Funny Instagram About Me

Instagram is a stellar platform for sharing and viewing pictures. Friends, family members, and even major brands are now using Instagram to be more socially interactive with people all over the globe. By posting pictures, people hope to catch people’s attention and build a following, or fan base. The goal of Instagram users is to interact with as many people as possible, and that requires an expanding base of followers. Of course, if you want people to pay attention to you, you’re going to have to be interesting. You need to give other Instagrammers a reason to follow you.

Still not gaining the Instagram followers or attention that you’d like? In a few other articles, we’ve covered some funny and interesting Instagram captions like song lyrics, or special captions for Christmas or Valentine’s Day. But captions aren’t the only place to make a good impression on Instagram.

Making good use of your bio space within Instagram is a great way to grab the attention of new followers looking for funny or creative individuals. Your “About Me” section on Instagram provides you with limited space to make a first impression, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t ways to gain some notoriety around the site. You can make people laugh with your bio, and that might just be enough to push them over the edge into following you.

So let’s get down to it. Here are 100 clever, amusing, or snarky ways to make your Instagram “About Me” stand apart from the rest.

Funny Instagram Bios

  1. I like hashtags because they look like waffles #.
  2. My hobbies are breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
  3. Recommended by 4 out of 5 people that recommend things.
  4. My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos, and sweatpants.
  5. Just keep swimming.
  6. In search of sleep, sanity, and the Shire.
  7. I’m not smart, I just wear glasses.
  8. I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
  9. I recently gave up Warcraft, so my productivity and drinking have increased dramatically.
  10. I prefer my puns intended.
  11. I hope one day I love something the way women in commercials love yogurt.
  12. I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.
  13. Here to serve the cat overlord.
  14. Sarcasm connoisseur.
  15. Good Samaritan, washed-up athlete, especially gifted napper.
  16. God bless this hot mess.
  17. Often unreliable. Easily distracted.
  18. People will stare. Make it worth their while.
  19. A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.
  20. Born at a very young age.
  21. Are you a banker? Because I’d like you to leave me a loan.
  22. Making the Snuggie look good since 2009.
  23. BAE means Bacon And Eggs.
  24. WiFi, food, my bed. Perfection.
  25. I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock.
  26. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  27. I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.
  28. I haven’t failed, my success is just postponed until later.
  29. I still don’t understand Instagram, but here I am.
  30. The bags under my eyes are Gucci.
  31. I’m so fresh they call me Febreze.
  32. Without me it would just be aweso.
  33. Oh, I’m sorry, was my sass too much for you?
  34. You’re right, I’m not perfect. But I’m unique!
  35. I thought I wanted a career, but it turned out I only wanted paychecks.
  36. Not all men are fools; some stay single.
  37. I will go into survival mode if tickled.
  38. People can change. Just make sure you change for the better.
  39. My life is about as organized as a $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
  40. I’m not sure how many problems I have, because math is one of them.
  41. Living vicariously through myself.
  42. Insert something pretentious about me here.
  43. Time is precious—waste it wisely.
  44. I’m not actually funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.
  45. A caffeine-dependent life form.
  46. Where am I and how did I get here?
  47. Professional procrastinator.
  48. Papercut survivor.
  49. I have this new theory that adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.
  50. One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.
  51. God is really creative. I mean, just look at me.
  52. Instagram bio is loading.
  53. Living proof that pobody’s nerfect.
  54. I’m an aspiring grown-up.
  55. I’m not special, I’m limited edition.
  56. I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.
  57. I’m so open-minded, my brains might fall out.
  58. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  59. Throwing shade like confetti.
  60. Your life doesn’t get better by chance. It gets better by change.
  61. Time flies after you hit the snooze button.
  62. Nice guys finish lunch.
  63. Secretly a wizard.
  64. In some cultures, what I do is considered normal.
  65. You may see me weak, but you will never see me quit.
  66. Not a complete idiot–there are some pieces missing.
  67. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
  68. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  69. Save 50% on pictures: 500 words only. Limited-time offer.
  70. i dont beleife in spele chek.
  71. My road to success always seems to be under construction.
  72. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
  73. I used to be indecisive but now I’m not so sure.
  74. Don’t worry if plan A fails; there are twenty-five other letters in the alphabet.
  75. Stop the earth from spinning, I want to get off.
  76. I woke up this way.
  77. Accept who you are, unless you’re a serial killer.
  78. I’m on Instagram, like you!
  79. Benjamin Franklin wasn’t a president. Just so you know.
  80. Pray. Slay.
  81. Gonna be a great day. But first: coffee.
  82. Life happens. Coffee helps.
  83. I’m 99% angel… but oh, that 1%.
  84. I like long, romantic walks down every aisle of Target.
  85. Putting the “hot” in “psychotic.”
  86. I wouldn’t trade one stupid decision for another five years of my life.
  87. Spread love as thick as you would spread Nutella.
  88. The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
  89. Hey there! Instagram is using me.
  90. Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  91. Being weird is the side effect of awesomeness.
  92. Relationship status: Looking for WiFi.
  93. Scratch here to see my status.
  94. By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
  95. I’m the result of a natural 20.
  96. My laziness is like the number 8. Once I lie down it’s infinite.
  97. The hardest part of business is minding your own.
  98. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
  99. After Monday and Tuesday, every calendar says WTF.
  100. Don’t blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.

There you have it. We’ve gathered this list from the realms of the Internet, which should help give you some ideas for creating your own funny Instagram “About Me” bios—or, just pick something from our list that works for you. Happy Instagramming… and may you gain many followers.

Let us know what you think in the comment section below. Do you have any other funny and eye-catching Instagram bio ideas that you’ve used or seen?

Posted by Heather on July 18, 2017

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