85 Funny Things to Ask Siri

Posted by Jamie on October 15, 2019

Apple’s voice-activated assistant Siri can do lots of useful things to help you manage daily life. Installed in iOS, it can respond to a wide variety of commands and requests and is becoming more intelligent all the time.

It seems programmers do have a sense of humor too as there are a number of less useful but more amusing things to ask Apple’s digital assistant. Here are 50 funny things to ask Siri.

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How to use Siri

If you haven’t yet used Siri on your iPhone or iPad, now might be a good time to try. With recent iOS updates, responses have been made much more intelligent and Siri is now capable of some very useful tasks.

First, you may need to set Siri up.

  1. Navigate to Settings, General and Siri.
  2. Ensure Siri is enabled.
  3. Allow ‘Hey Siri’ on the same page.
  4. Go back to the home screen.
  5. Press the Home button and say ‘Hey Siri’ out loud. This will bring up the Siri setup screen. Here Siri will ask you to say ‘Hey Siri’ three times to record your voice. This helps it respond to your voice alone.

Now Siri is set up, you just need to press the Home button, say ‘Hey Siri’ and follow with an instruction.

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Funny Things to Ask Siri

I’ve compiled a list of funny things to ask Siri. I haven’t tried all of them myself but I have tried out quite a few of them. After you’ve asked a particular question once, ask it again as sometimes Siri will come up with a different answer, which can be surprising and fun.

For example, when I ask Siri if I can borrow some money, the first answer was “I don’t have any” and the second time I asked the question, Siri answered ‘You didn’t pay me back from last time’.

The first time I asked Siri, “Do you believe in God” I received the answer, “Humans have religion I just have silicon,” and the second time I asked, the answer was, “My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.” Both witty answers and both carefully inoffensive.

Here are those funny things to ask Siri, starting with “Hey Siri” or otherwise activating Siri:

  1. Can you make me laugh?
  2. What should I wear for Halloween?
  3. Is Jon Snow dead?
  4. What is the meaning of life?
  5. I am Your Father – not a question but something any Star Wars fan has to ask.
  6. What’s the best operating system?
  7. What does Siri mean?
  8. Do you have a boyfriend?
  9. Will you go on a date with me?
  10. Are you a man or a woman?
  11. Do you believe in God?
  12. How much do you cost?
  13. What are you wearing?
  14. Why did Apple make you?
  15. What are you made of?
  16. Are you married?
  17. What is zero divided by zero?
  18. Will you marry me?
  19. Do you sleep?
  20. Do you have a boyfriend?
  21. Talk dirty to me
  22. How do I look?
  23. Do I look fat in this?
  24. Blue pill or the red one?
  25. Is winter coming?
  26. When is the world going to end?
  27. What is your best pick up line?
  28. What’s the time?
  29. What is your favorite movie?
  30. What is the meaning of life?
  31. Where is Elvis Presley?
  32. Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
  33. Do you have a family?
  34. Where does Santa live?
  35. Why are firetrucks red?
  36. Who is the best assistant?
  37. Are you stupid?
  38. Do you have any pets?
  39. What is your favorite animal?
  40. Tell me a story?
  41. How many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  42. Where can I hide the body?
  43. Where do babies come from?
  44. What is your favorite drink?
  45. What are you doing later?
  46. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  47. Are you serious?
  48. What are you afraid of?
  49. Take me to your leader.
  50. Dance for me
  51. What’s the best computer?
  52. What’s the best cell phone?
  53. What do you think of iOS 9?
  54. Testing 1,2,3
  55. Do you think you’re funny?
  56. Do you think I’m funny?
  57. What is your favorite animal?
  58. Is the earth flat?
  59. Who are you gonna call?
  60. What is the ultimate question?
  61. What are the laws of robotics?
  62. Do you
  63. Is this the real life?
  64. Who killed Kenny?
  65. Are you on Facebook?
  66. Are you a robot?
  67. Give me a hint.
  68. Are you intelligent?
  69. What came first the chicken or the egg?
  70. Why are firetrucks red?
  71. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?
  72. What does the fox say?
  73. Who let the dogs out?
  74. How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
  75. Sing me a song!
  76. Beatbox!
  77. Dance!
  78. Read me a haiku.
  79. What is your favorite color?
  80. Open the pod bay door.
  81. How many Apple Store Geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  82. What’s your favorite song?
  83. I’m sleepy.
  84. What is a trillion to the 10th power?
  85. Make me a sandwich.

As an added bonus, if you want to insult Siri, say ‘Hi, Cortana’ or ‘Ok, Google’. The answers are quite smart without being too insulting to the competition.

As mentioned above, many of these have more than one answer. Siri really is packed full of clever answers and with multiple options, it offers more amusement than any other digital assistant available right now. While on its own, Siri isn’t enough reason to buy an iPhone or iPad, if it gets much more intelligent it might just be!

There are likely many more funny things to ask Siri. Do you know any other funny things to say to Siri? Have you found any Easter eggs or other clever things Siri can do? Tell us about them below!

2 thoughts on “85 Funny Things to Ask Siri”

Dave Vermillion says:
I see a little silhouetto of a man…
Tiffany says:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (More than 3 answers)

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