Couple selfies: we’ve all seen them, and whether your reaction was one of happiness, joy, jealousy, or just plain disgust, you definitely know they’re a thing. When you’re in a relationship, you’re generally bursting at the opportunity to share pictures of yourself and your better half. Perhaps you want to share your happiness with your followers, or you’re just looking for something to do with the selfies captured by the two of you hanging out on your date last weekend. Either way, posting them to Instagram—either in traditional or collage format—is a great way to share your love and your life with the people who follow you. Of course, you’ll need to add a great caption with your photo, and that’s where your problems begin. What do you say when you post your couple selfie? Maybe you’re clowning around and trying to think of something witty to caption your selfie with, or maybe you’re trying to find something sufficiently sweet to say, but you’re just not the romantic type.
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We’ve previously offered up a ton of ideas for your best friend captions and selfie captions, but if you’re looking for a cute caption, saying, or quote that suits you and your mate, we’ve got another great reference list for you right here. Now you and your bae can choose the perfect words to adorn your Instagram couple selfies.
Obviously, it’s important to think about what kind of couple you are, so your Instagram couple selfies actually seem genuine to your personality. We’ve broken down our caption ideas into categories, based on your couple personality, or just the mood of your selfie. No matter what category you fit into, we’ve got the phrases and captions you need to keep your Instagram posts great, so bookmark this page and keep referring back to us for more quote and caption ideas. Now updated with new quotes!
Cute Couple Captions
If you’re the couple who is just “too cute together”—that’s what everybody tells you, anyway—we’ve got some great ideas for you. You’re the couple who is constantly happy and sweet to each other. Your friends may say, “You guys make me want to throw up!” but secretly, they’re just jealous that they don’t have the kind of relationship you do. Here’s the list of captions we’ve got for all you cutesy-type couples.
- We go together like cupcakes and frosting.
- You are my favorite distraction.
- Some people are worth melting for.
- I like when you smile, but I love when I’m the reason.
- I know they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you’re my Nemo.
- Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
- I don’t care if it’s rude to stare—you’re cute and therefore I shall stare.
- I fell in love with you because of a million things you never knew you were doing.
- Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take but by the moments that take your breath away.
- Every time my phone goes off, I hope it’s you.
- I’m in love with you and all your little things.
- I think you’re lacking vitamin ME.
- I thought I was normal until I met you. Then, I realized we’re both pretty weird and I like that about us.
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I will give it back.
- You don’t love someone for their looks or their clothes or their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear.
- Let’s be weird together, because I don’t want anyone else.
Silly Couple Captions
You’re that couple that’s the life of the party and the goofiest ones in the room. You make each other laugh, and other people can’t help but smile when they’re around you either. You might be a silly couple if you’ve ever ruined a romantic moment with an ill-timed joke. You’re like the class clown times two. If this description fits you and your significant other, we’ve got some silly captions for you to add to those goofy Instagram pictures—you know, the ones where you’re making the kind of faces that only the other can love.
- Haters gonna hate, and players gonna play.
- Everything you’ve ever wanted is one step outside your comfort zone.
- I tried to be normal once—worst two minutes of my life.
- Most of the time she’s a lady, but every once in awhile, a dirty old man with a drinking problem comes out.
- I’m not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.
- Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.
- I came. I saw. I made it awkward.
- You’ve stolen a pizza my heart.
- Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.
- It’s funny how when I’m loud, people tell me to be quiet—but when I’m quiet, people ask me what’s wrong.
- If she’s honest, funny, laid back, can hold her liquor, has a dirty mind and an even dirtier vocabulary, eats pizza, and lets you touch her butt… marry her yesterday.
- I’m willing to risk the cooties if you are.
Have you finally found the love of your life and know it’s true? You’re the couple who’s done playing around, done playing the dating game, and done looking for “the one.” You’ve found your “one” and can’t imagine spending the rest of your life with anyone else. You may be 16 or 60, but you just know that your significant other is your true love, not just another fish in the sea. If you are the couple who wants to proclaim that your love is true, sincere, and lasting, these are some perfect captions to express the sentiment.
- It’s amazing how one day someone walks into your life and you can’t remember how you ever lived without them.
- You are my today and all of my tomorrows.
- By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
- What I have with you I don’t want with anyone else.
- I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you.
- Your arms feel more like home than any house ever did.
- I wish I could turn back the clock—I’d find you sooner and love you longer.
- The best love is the one that makes you a better person without changing you into someone other than yourself.
- You’re my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace.
- In case you ever foolishly forget, I am never not thinking about you.
- You have this incredible way of making my heart happy.
- That person who enters your life out of nowhere and suddenly means the world to you.
- All that you are is all that I’ll ever need.
- You’re my favorite daydream.
- All you need is love—and all I need is yours.
- I have found the one whom my soul loves.
- I want to be with you until my last page.
- Every day with you is a new adventure.
- Love is friendship that has caught fire.
- Forget the butterflies, I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
- You don’t cross my mind—you live in it.
- The first time I saw you, my heart whispered, “that’s the one.”
- I fell in love with you because you loved me when I couldn’t love myself.
- I fell in love with the way you touched me without using your hands.
- She knew she loved him when “home” went from being a place to being a person.
- You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.
- Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to look at someone and smile for no reason.
- When you can’t look on the bright side, I’ll sit in the dark with you.
- Maybe I’m too late to be your first, but right now I’m preparing myself to be your last.
- If you’re alone, I’ll be your shadow.
- Never give up on something you can’t go a day without thinking about.
Just because the season is changing doesn’t mean you don’t have time to adapt a new outlook on life and on your relationship. If you’re ready for something new, or you’re just ready for the air to grow cold and crisp, check out these fall and winter-related seasonal captions for couples down below!
- The tans might fade, but our summer memories will last forever.
- You, me, pumpkin spice and everything nice!
- I still fall for you everyday of my life.
- In this house, we believe in the Great Pumpkin.
- You’re the apple to my pie.
- I love him a latte.
- Baby, it’s cold outside, but it’s warm here with you.
- Life starts again when fall hits, but I’m so glad it’s with you.
- And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.
- October is when the trees burst into their true colors. You’re my October.
- Fall is when I fall in love again.
- The leaves might fall, but you’ll be in my heart forever.
- The air might be cold but our love will keep us warm.
- Some people are worth melting for.
- We go together like winter and a sweater.
- The only place I want to be in the cold is your warm arms.
- If my kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- Cold nights, warm blankets, cozy days.
- Baby, it’s cold outside.
- Your love keeps me warm all winter.
So, what category do you and your love fit into? Chances are, you can fit yourself into one of the above categories. Some of these captions should be good fits to caption your couple selfies, whatever your mood or personality. Whether you’re seeking silly, cute, or true love captions for your Instagram photos, you’re bound to find one from our list that suits you, so post away!